My first ever job

Aiyoh, now school holiday mah, so I go to work lor, this is my first ever job u know. Aiyoh, work is not easy leh, money is hard to earn lor, so next time, I will try not to spend so much money liao!

wet wet bird liao!

aiyoh,so bad one today. When I was going to school this morning lor, then suddenly pouring with rain one, I so suay one didn't bring umbrella, so I got wet wet lor, very the wet one you know. aiyoh, but nevermind lah, I like wet wet mah, so I became wet wet bird this brozen morning lor.

wow ah ah!!!

aiyoh, exam finally finished liao, so difficult one, especially my poor poor Chinese lor, but I am Chinese mah, I must master it lor. I wanna work harder on this subject, so I have decided to drink more tea than coffee, eat more hanzi than gandan lor.

aiyoh, so hot one

Aiyoh, weather so hot one, hot till I cannot fly lor. How leh? Teach me leh, me wanna avoid those hot hot lah.

Singapore Fight of the Generation Old brute vs young punk

Aiyoh, both are sickening suck lor, beri sia suay one.

No pork no pork! RK house all halal lah

　　Aiyoh, me got no pork mah, u dont come here gajiao me can or not???

Singapore phone argument

　　Aiyoh, me dailed wrong number only mah, why u X here X there X up X down X me till na na ne ne puuuud??? Aiyoh, dont FxxK me like that can or not?